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Dirty UFC-styled battle in an octagon with forbidden blows and dirty tactics, comedic tone. Opening shot: Extreme close-up of the shop chain manager’s face as a large drink is suddenly spilled all over him in real time. Karen (off-camera, immediately): “THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ICED.” The camera pulls back to reveal a super-fat, obese Karen standing in the octagon. The bell rings instantly. Manager (shocked, wiping his face): “Ma’am—this is completely inappropriate!” Karen charges and starts swinging wildly. Karen (yelling mid-fight): “I WAITED TWENTY MINUTES AND NOBODY APOLOGIZED!” Manager (blocking, frustrated): “I offered you store credit!” Karen suddenly pulls out an absurdly long receipt that keeps unrolling. Karen (screaming): “THIS IS EVERY TIME YOU’VE FAILED ME!” She wraps and traps the manager tightly in the receipt. Manager (panicked): “This receipt is longer than my contract!” A few shocked employees watch nearby in horror. Employee (quiet, stunned): “…Is that from last decade?” Karen raises her fists. Karen (final shout): “I WANT CORPORATE!” Manager (defeated): “I am corporate.”

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Dirty UFC-styled battle in an octagon with forbidden blows and dirty tactics, comedic tone. Opening shot: Extreme clo...

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