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A brown with black and white accents mini pincher comes running up the road slides to a stop and starts talking to the camera. he should say hope your not too busy i just need one minute of your time to let you know that I’m a dog. And I run ads better than you.” “Yes, I lick windows. But I also understand branding.” “My human makes logos and ads so good… your competitors will sit. And stay.” | Beat, eyebrow moment] “Your current logo? No offense… but I’d bury it.” “Flat designs. Tiny text. Fonts that smell like fear.” “Let’s get you something bold. Something loud. Something that doesn’t look like it came from 2009.” “Go to ShockerStudios.shop. Tell them the dog sent you. I accept payment in treats.”

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A brown with black and white accents mini pincher comes running up the road slides to a stop and starts talking to th...

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