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Create a short, extremely funny rage video filmed with a completely static camera. No zoom-ins, no zoom-outs, no camera movement. No on-screen captions or subtitles at any point. The shot is a wide, steady frame of a UK living room. In the centre is a very chubby baby strapped into a baby chair, wearing an oversized Leeds United football shirt. The baby is holding a game controller and playing Rocket League on a TV in front of him. The game is clearly lagging badly — cars teleport, the ball freezes mid-air, open nets are missed due to lag. Sitting next to the baby is his mum, completely silent the entire video, scrolling TikTok on her phone. She never looks up, never reacts, never speaks. The baby is RAGING BEYOND CONTROL: • Face bright red • Heavy breathing between screams • Violently shaking the controller • Kicking his legs so hard the baby chair rattles • Slamming the controller, then screaming even louder when it drops In a loud, aggressive Yorkshire accent, the baby screams: • “OH MY DAAAAAYS!!” • “MUM!! ARE YOU ON FARKING TIKTOK AGAIN?!” • “ROCKET LEAGUE IS FARKING LAGGING AND I’M ON NINE NINE NINE PIIIIING!!” • “STOP BEING A CHEAPSKATE AND PAY FOR BETTER WIFI!!” The humour comes purely from: • The calm, unmoving camera • The baby completely losing his mind inside the frame • The mum remaining totally unbothered • Faint TikTok audio playing in the background Editing rules: • No camera movement • No captions or subtitles • No visual emphasis cuts • Only natural audio, rage yelling, controller sounds, and lag glitch noises

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Create a short, extremely funny rage video filmed with a completely static camera. No zoom-ins, no zoom-outs, no came...

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