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Create a short, chaotic, laugh-out-loud rage video featuring a very chubby baby strapped into a baby chair, wearing an oversized Leeds United shirt. The baby is playing Rocket League on a TV in front of him. The game is lagging horribly — cars teleporting, ball freezing mid-air, open nets missed because of lag. Sitting next to him is his mum, completely silent the entire video, casually scrolling TikTok on her phone. She never reacts, never looks up, never speaks — total emotional damage. The baby is RAGING OUT OF HIS MIND: • Face red • Heavy breathing • Shaking the controller violently • Kicking his legs so hard the baby chair rattles • Veins popping, eyebrows locked in permanent anger In a loud, aggressive Yorkshire accent, the baby screams: • “OH MY DAAAAAYS!!” • “MUM!! ARE YOU ON FARKING TIKTOK AGAIN?!” • “ROCKET LEAGUE IS FARKING LAGGING AND I’M ON NINE NINE NINE PIIIIING!!” • “STOP BEING A CHEAPSKATE AND PAY FOR BETTER WIFI!!” The humour comes from: • The baby screaming at full volume • The mum not reacting AT ALL • Her TikTok audio faintly audible while chaos unfolds Extra rage details: • Baby slams the controller, then screams louder when it falls • He points angrily at the WiFi router • He pauses to breathe for half a second… then explodes again • Screen freezes on an open-net miss right before the loudest scream Editing style: • Rapid zoom-ins on the baby’s face during rage • Screen shake synced to shouting • Big bold subtitles that SHAKE, especially on “999 PING” • Lag glitch sound effects • Sudden silence for 0.3s before the biggest outburst Ending: The baby is exhausted, dummy in mouth, still glaring at the screen, whispering angrily: “This game’s actually washed…” Overall tone: pure chaos, meme-worthy, “baby raging harder than a Champ Rocket League player on Tesco WiFi.”

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Create a short, chaotic, laugh-out-loud rage video featuring a very chubby baby strapped into a baby chair, wearing a...

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