Prompt

"Ultra-realistic 15-second roast skit in a police station locker room area with soft fluorescent + window light. The lifelike macaw parrot on a bench perch. A male officer adjusts his uniform in a mirror and boasts: 'How do I look today, bird? Ready for duty?' Parrot turns smoothly, inspects: 'Like a walking expired badge. That uniform's seen more crime scenes than you—it's basically vintage. And your haircut? Looks like you lost a fight with a lawnmower.' Officer freezes, then laughs hard 'Damn, straight facts!' Fluid close-up on parrot's cheeky beak movement and unimpressed stare, realistic skin tones, natural reactions from nearby cops chuckling. Joyful savage police vibe."

Result

"Ultra-realistic 15-second roast skit in a police station locker room area with soft fluorescent + window light. The ...

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